Nabs - Seizes, suddenly

witterings of a nerd.
  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.
sleepydumpling:

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing.. “Happy Birthday to y-“*crash*“ENOUGH!!”“…”“…”
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*


This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 




OMFG it got better

It got WAY better.

sleepydumpling:

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
*crash*
“ENOUGH!!”
“…”
“…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

It got WAY better.

(via brokenponycutiemark)

brokenponycutiemark:

bespectacledbibliophile:

gethenian:

dryadgurrl:

happycannibalnoises:

curiouslyhigh:

hexmaniacwingy:

kairucrossing:

mayorlotty:

http—ellie:

newerleaf:

cassietotallyjust:

l0nelyz0mbier1zes:

jareth-piero-jr:

ignoramusintensive:

thelilnan:

paper mario and sharknado 2????????

dragon age: origins and sharknado 2fucking kill me

cheaper by the dozen and Mario kart

ConAir and Alan Wake

Animal Crossing and The Purge 2 
WOOOMP

Frozen and Animal Crossing New Leaf. I WIN. Omg it’s gonna be winter FOREVER

Harry potter and the half blood prince and animal crossing.
well

animal crossing and divergent
i don’t understand 
what

Banjo Kazooie and Purge: Anarchy. Well…

LA Noire and Guardians of the Galaxy. Space Detectives, HO!

sims and dirty rotten scoundrels.  eh.

Diablo 3 and The Emperor’s New Groove. I don’t even.

… I’ve got Animal Crossing: New Leaf and Guardians of the GalaxyI think I’ll live.(Though Rocket as Tom Nook and Groot catching bugs that land on him is making me laugh)

Stardust and Monster Lab.
Well, it’s certainly going to be damned interesting, that’s for sure…

Clue and The Binding of Isaac.
Well, then. I’m so going to die.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Civilization V.
I’m Voldemort Invictus?

Gauntlet and Oliver and Company.
Hordes of shambling, animated talking and singing cats and dogs. So many Better Midler dogs, all the Billy Joel as Dodger.

brokenponycutiemark:

bespectacledbibliophile:

gethenian:

dryadgurrl:

happycannibalnoises:

curiouslyhigh:

hexmaniacwingy:

kairucrossing:

mayorlotty:

http—ellie:

newerleaf:

cassietotallyjust:

l0nelyz0mbier1zes:

jareth-piero-jr:

ignoramusintensive:

thelilnan:

paper mario and sharknado 2????????

dragon age: origins and sharknado 2
fucking kill me

cheaper by the dozen and Mario kart

ConAir and Alan Wake

Animal Crossing and The Purge 2 

WOOOMP

Frozen and Animal Crossing New Leaf. I WIN. Omg it’s gonna be winter FOREVER

Harry potter and the half blood prince and animal crossing.

well

animal crossing and divergent

i don’t understand 

what

Banjo Kazooie and Purge: Anarchy. Well…

LA Noire and Guardians of the Galaxy. Space Detectives, HO!

sims and dirty rotten scoundrels.  eh.

Diablo 3 and The Emperor’s New Groove. I don’t even.

… I’ve got Animal Crossing: New Leaf and Guardians of the Galaxy
I think I’ll live.
(Though Rocket as Tom Nook and Groot catching bugs that land on him is making me laugh)

Stardust and Monster Lab.

Well, it’s certainly going to be damned interesting, that’s for sure…

Clue and The Binding of Isaac.

Well, then. I’m so going to die.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Civilization V.

I’m Voldemort Invictus?

Gauntlet and Oliver and Company.

Hordes of shambling, animated talking and singing cats and dogs. So many Better Midler dogs, all the Billy Joel as Dodger.

(Source: firesoulblade)

brokenponycutiemark:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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"That peopled twicely."

I’m having that put on a rubber stamp that I will then POUND INTO THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES.

brokenponycutiemark:

oswinstark:

oshkeet:

throren:

Don’t mess with Gimli

They picked the right guy to play a Dwarf

The look on his face is really what completes this

The facial makeup made John’s skin peel off. His eyelids included. He walked around on his knees. It was painful.

He had frustrations to work out on the orcs. I don’t blame him.

tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

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