Nabs - Seizes, suddenly

witterings of a nerd.
bonnef-so-spoopy:

My sister and I were trying to describe none pizza with left beef to my mom today. I said “it’s basically dough that someone through some beef chunks at" and my sister spat beer everywhere. It was hilarious, but I don’t envy her getting beer up her nose!

bonnef-so-spoopy:

My sister and I were trying to describe none pizza with left beef to my mom today. I said “it’s basically dough that someone through some beef chunks at" and my sister spat beer everywhere. It was hilarious, but I don’t envy her getting beer up her nose!

mustanxiety:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got left beef

None Pizza with Left Beef: A poem.

hairpin-lobotomy:

A void resides in the east 

And prosperity in the west 

On one side, a desert plain 

On another, a bountiful farming season 

The two side meet naturally, and securely 

The two sides are one 

The plain is pizza dough 

And the prosperous harvest beefy 

None pizza with left beef 

Asymmetrical 

Volatile 

And ever increasing

in entropy for us all 

fuckthefameandthehype:

It’s official. I proudly present to you all my “None Pizza with Left Beef” shirt. Isn’t it glorious?

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

(Source: kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com, via rydenarmani)

teal-deer:

leupagus:

joethought:

I’ve posted an annoying amount about India’s Mars mission already, but.

Just letting everyone know: This. really. happened.

SCIENCE: IT’S THE BEST.

I ship it