RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
- david bowie
everything ends apart from david bowie. bowie is forever.
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
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Captain America, drawn in PS.
YES. THANK YOU YES. THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS.
My finished chest piece!
I’m still a bit red and swollen in the center, but hey, I just got it finished last night :D
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This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever
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who you gonna call
it took me a second and then i spat my water
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It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be left alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests. — H.P. Lovecraft, At the Mountains of Madness and Other Tales of Terror (via scifi-fantasy-horror)