Nabs - Seizes, suddenly

Jul 21

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asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

(via tattle-crime)

rockandfloyd:

everything ends apart from david bowie. bowie is forever.

(via bethanythemartian)

Jul 20

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict, via bethanythemartian)

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4gifs:

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4gifs:

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queenofthedorks:

euclase:

Captain America, drawn in PS.

YES. THANK YOU YES. THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS. 

queenofthedorks:

euclase:

Captain America, drawn in PS.

YES. THANK YOU YES. THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS. 

(via lobot)

ventureneverlost:

My finished chest piece! 
I’m still a bit red and swollen in the center, but hey, I just got it finished last night :D 

ventureneverlost:

My finished chest piece! 

I’m still a bit red and swollen in the center, but hey, I just got it finished last night :D 

(via princessbuttella)

(Source: storyofaship, via gl4dos)

blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

(Source: altairr, via gl4dos)

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littleblueartist:

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

it took me a second and then i spat my water

littleblueartist:

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

it took me a second and then i spat my water

(Source: stevesfriend, via bethanythemartian)

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“It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be left alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.” — H.P. Lovecraft, At the Mountains of Madness and Other Tales of Terror (via scifi-fantasy-horror)

(via rake-at-the-gates-of-hell)